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This wonderful section is dedicated to the few, the proud, and those with only enough brain cells to breathe and sustain involuntary bodily functions. It's the salute to the people who enrich our lives through their actions no matter how lame or how pathetic they may be. Many of their kind have passed through SSU like water through a collander but their memory needs to be justly preserved so our laughter of their stupidity will not be lost to the ages. Homage must be paid to these brave souls who risked public ridicule, beat-downs, and full fledged hatred just for our amusement!

:: KluYa :: He was the first lamer that came to mind out of every single lamer in SSU. Why would he be so important? It isn't because KluYa was an asshole like the other lamers. No, that's not what made him special. He was important because his views and his actions were so stupid and hilarious that he was always good for a laugh! There wasn't a thing that he said that did not have more than an ounce of stupidity and ignorance flowing through it! If you had a horrible day and KluYa decided to come in and be lame, your day would be complete! The day would go from crappy to downright hilarious! KluYa was one in a million, a lamer who was just lame, nothing more. It's a shame we lost him for some reason or another but he will always live on in our hearts for being one of the very few "pure" lamers! Good luck, you magnificent bastard!

:: The Sack :: I always wondered what this handle stood for. Judging from his personality I would personally think more along the lines of "Sack of S--t"! Honestly, this was the most offensive piece of garbage ever to get the title of "lamer" in SSU! Imagine if you will a 14 year old with nothing to do every night except think of insults akin to a 7 year-old's "insulting" mentality, and then give him the quarter of a brain cell to click on "Say it!" repeated times in a pathetic attempt to flood SSU. Heck, it was great, actually! He forced us to retreat to SC for periods of time where we would then proceed to harrass lamers in there! It was like a vicious cycle, only for some reason Sack stopped coming after an incident involving someone describing the punishment he would receive if we met him in real life. I think it was something about a hot dog and a blender. Sad to say, that was just a joke! No one knows why he never returned. Maybe he got a personality, perhaps he fell into a Jusenkyo Spring from Ranma 1/2 and was permanently transformed into a ferret or something. The real reason is unknown but one thing is for certain: WE DON'T CARE!

:: Alucard :: Before he returned to apologize, Alucard truly was a piece of work. I mean piece of work as in "GOD ALMIGHTY HOW CAN SOMETHING THIS STUPID POSSIBLY SURVIVE IN NATURE?!" Alucard had excelled in many areas, like fake compliments, talking behind people's backs, backstabbing, being a pompous ass whenever physically and mentally possible, and screwing with every battle in SSU that he could join in. The list still goes on too! He also liked to steal ideas and claim them for his own as well! We used to enjoy beating around old schmucko whenever we had the chance! Even I was neutral until the end when he went just a bit too far. To this very day my booting him out of SSU was only witnessed by Soul, who also helped give Alucard the royal ass-kicking he deserved. It was incredible too! The worst part about the experience with Alucard is that he had to leave. He really was fun to beat around. His opinions were, for the most part, based in complete and utter screwed up thoughts and he treated almost everyone with the same respect he had for himself: none. Maybe he still deserves a kick down a side of a very rocky side of the Himalayas or something! We shall never forget your wonderful maulings in FFB, the countless times we insulted your name and yourself, the great number of variations on your name, and the fact that you always brought a smile to our face. You were our Kefka, only instead of insane you were just a prick. We're all glad you changed though, and we're still a bit glad that you haven't returned in so long. We don't really miss you all that much, thank god! Oh, and for the record, RPGB? What the holy hell were you thinking? Were you on crack back then or was that the one remaining gear in your mind trying to function by itself?

:: Ash :: Oh, here's a real winner. Where can anyone begin? He tried to hide his blatant homosexual attraction to Randy by attempting to be a sex-craved, puberty-stricken, intelligence-deprived asshole. Due to the vast intelect of everyone in SSU, not to mention his inability to type worth half a damn, his futile attempts at masking his true nature failed horribly. If you can think it, this guy did it. He pretended that his cousin cloned him one night after he spent an hour trashing everyone. Yes, that's nice, but what you don't remember is that you and your cousin type at the same exact speed and apparently your cousin has as much knowledge about SSU as you do. Congratulations! You may already be a dumbass! He also did this continuously as well, proving to us that not all people claiming to be human beings learn from their mistakes. He returned several times only to repeat the mistakes of the past. We didn't care though. He was SSU's punching bag, only instead of punching we prefered nuclear weapons! After tons of racial, ethnic, and religious jokes made at other people's expenses or just for his own sick amusement, Ash finally got the old heave-ho, except we beat his ass before we tossed him out on it! He returned one final time to say that we were all wrong in treating him like we did, that we were people who ruined a chance at a great friendship with him. I never knew that a relationship with pond scum was treated so highly nowadays! I guess we're not missing much since we shut him up by banning him before he could finish speaking his mind and forever holding his piece. Idiocy just breeds in certain people! Ash, you are SSU's #1 Dumbass!

:: Aaron's Friends :: Need this be explained? Except for Luke almost all of Aaron's friends or other people he knows from the real world who have come to SSU apparently are either idiots or are eating healthy supplies of paint chips every morning. Let's take Ryan for example. There's a real specimen of intelligence. The inability to form a coherent sentence, the lack of grammar, the apparent difficulty in trying to make any sort of sense to even begin making insults...yes, Ryan was truly a magnificent jackass! Now we move onto Eric. Ah yes, Eric. He was just as bad as Ryan, but at least Ryan had some amount of gray matter in his head. Whether or not the extra substance was used is anyone's guess. Next comes Emily. Yes, that wonderful Emily! She was actually quite good for a while until she decided to be a pain in the ass and delve into the forbidden acts of cloning, "invincible" fighting, and pissing everyone else off in SSU, which is ~never~ a good idea! She got the booting of a lifetime! Finally comes the appealing sack of crap known as Chad. Wow, as if stupidity didn't have a perfect definition before! This guy took the cake on all counts! Lame beyond belief, stupid as hell, and probably three times uglier than humanly possible. Thank god he hasn't come back yet! Then again there will be great rejoycing and fun if he does return though. Come back to us, moron! Moron, come home!