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| ~ Aaron ~ |

Aaron : Babble onward.

| ~ Cecil ~ |

Cecil : My God Almighty. . .in some neighbourhoods, you could be killed for writing a script like this.
Cecil : This is the kind of script that could end a marriage.
Cecil : I don't prefer ANY girls.
Cecil : Why does it say "penis" on your pic?
Cecil : Hmm. . .I wonder how coffee boiled in Mountain Dew would taste.
Cecil : Wow. . .that's one thing Canada definitely tops you in. . .we have alcohol delivery services.
Cecil : Both of which I HAVE! BWA HA HA HA HA!!! Now, if only I could open this pudding can. . .
Cecil : *reading Taco Bell coupon* Present prior to ordering. . .you know, I've always wondered what that meant. . .does this mean that they have some special bin full of expired produce and things that they use in these cases?
Cecil : Whenever you get confused Janus, just think about setting someone on fire. . .suddenly, things will be okay again. ^_^

| ~ Dark Paladin ~ |

Dark Paladin: Violence is never an answer. It's a fix-all solution!
Dark Paladin: Oh, god, Hero. Tone down the Lame Factor by 70%, alright? Please? ^_^
Dark Paladin: Well, it could have been due to that night where we did nothing but turn SSU into 49 GB of hentai pics and 500 MB of text files about apples. : p
Dark Paladin: My SHOE can win by a surprising margin.
Dark Paladin: If the US based its military operations on chat rooms...we'd be fucked. ^_~
Dark Paladin: You disgust me...formatting left and right...data, flying all over the place...that's DISGUSTING!!!
Dark Paladin: There's more sexual innuendo here than in every Disney film combined. : p
Dark Paladin: Yeah...so those people not only were into furry sex but pretended they were male and had sex, pretended they were female and had sex, pretended that they were hermaphrodites and had sex, gave birth, pretended that they were their children...who ALSO had sex...yeah, there were no psychological problems there. It would have bee Freud's freaking playground... : p
Dark Paladin: You know you're in a REALLY good library when they have one set of microfilm...not microfilm of several different magazines or newspapers, just one magazine or newspaper...and especially if it's something like Time and they have 1952 - 1961, then 1978, then 1984. : p
Dark Paladin: Shit, I ALWAYS say important stuff. : p
Dark Paladin: According to The Spark there is a 67% chance that I'm a woman. : p
Dark Paladin: And that there's greater than a 1% chance that I'm pregnant. ^_~
Dark Paladin: Great...my roommate smells like rancid sour cream. : p
Dark Paladin: I'm a lesbian? Does that mean, online, I'm a pregnant lesbian now? Boy, those online tests REALLY tell me who I really am! Otherwise I would have thought I was 19, male, and not pregnant! ^_~

| ~ Darrow ~ |

Darrow: Typical. A woman enters the room and Soul suddenly starts "growing".
bed into him: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED THE TO LESSEN THE FORCE OR INTENSITY OF!!!!!
Darrow: Cool, that's around when I'm gonna build that amusement park.... "Come Here And Die"
Darrow: I like this one.... Darrow: "Knock Knock" Guy: "Who's there?" *throws the guy out the window*
Darrow: *decides his fun is over and takes his turn in the background to let Hero and Piki have their cookie sex romp thingy*

| ~ Gourry ~ |

Gourry : i felt so good after pouring myslef at someone to then find out that their sexually companions are of a different gender

| ~ Hero ~ |

Hero : 356 days in a year, right?
Hero : I only ohad three drinks and I am gone.
Hero : I'm not hammed, but I am pretty buzzed.
Hero : i've been so good, like 5 months without any but today I was liek pizza and bear yea!
Hero : same here. I can't thik very well, but I no not to to do stupid stuff
Asuka : *runs inotl the room and hgs everupme#
Hero : lire lire pants on FIRE!@!~!!!
Hero : I work little DP!
Hero : First of all, what compiles a complete stranger to talk to another stranger in a nice way.
Hero : I once had a fling with a Mac SCSI HD. But that was when I was still expermenting with "life"
Hero : ZLOL!Earoow
Hero : *explodes*m DO DUESD
Hero : Err. I mwn DP DIes
Hero : I'm quite happy with our performance today. Not that we get PM bonus anymore... But we still ass.
Hero : OM FUCKING GOsdfsdg]vsvddf
Hero : It makes you wonder what freak would buy a game for a systemm that he doesn't even own
Hero : It builds up your Caffenites. And well all know those make you live longer. ^_^
Cofee : Drink Me, Piki..
Coffee : NO! Drink ME!!!
Coffee : I can take you places. Places you've never been.
Coffee : I can show you the world, something something something. A whole new world..
Hero : They get so angery. It's funny ^)^
Hero : Big time tripple whoops!
Hero : EL ogjto xci ycm.!!!! M,dadaddadad ^{^

| ~ Janus ~ |

Janus : What's funny is a programmer generating a 2 GB error log from a 19 MB site. ^_~
Janus : Who gives drugs these names, anyway? Grass, weed....do you smoke tree, Hero? Tree is bad for you. Don't smoke tree.
Janus : Maybe it's because I'm using a slice of bread instead of a radio...bread gets a lot of static for some reason.
NickServ : The name Hero is already in use. Please pick another, or just die. In fact, die anyway, since your name is Nick. /kill Nick
Janus : Mmmm....cyanide...that goes well with pulp wash.
Janus : Only 1 more year, 358 days, 14 hours, 10 minutes, and 43 seconds until I decrypt that one password that's loooooooooong gone.
Janus : Notice how Rand leaves when the pokeporn topic comes up! Run, Doogiemon, run!! :p

| ~ Justin ~ |

______ : Wow, that's a first. I managed to get Notepad to have an illegal operation. 0_o Go me! : p
______ : I'd like to know what idiot thought the "wave of the future" was hooking every appliance on Earth to the Internet. Now that's one REALLY STUPID IDEA. [watches hackers piss people off by turning other peoples' lights on and off at 3 a.m.]
______ : The best role models are the dead ones. They can't fuck up their reputations anymore by being complete bastards to their fans, or letting the fame and power go to their head and thinking they can get away with anything. Hell, you can't get much more down-to-Earth than six feet under. : p
______ : I swear, IRC syndrome is an endemic plague upon our society, eroding the very standards of our language and culture. This is why nobody remembers basic rules of grammar and syntax. Damn technology doing everything for us! In 100 years we'll all be withered brains in atrophied bodies on life support running Windows Super Ultra Mega Yes We Really Got It Right This Time XP Plus Alpha Gold 2100 Edition. : p
______ : Why do they do it? People are stupid, don't read, don't think, don't pay attention, and can't resist clicking on a link reading "click here for sex0r p1x". : p
______ : I don't do creative and I'm a math/science nut. There's nothing left in my right brain and nothing right in my left brain. : p

| ~ Nadia ~ |

Nadia : Argh, we're already starting the sex talk...? O_o;;; But it's too eaaaaaaaaarly! O_o;;

| ~ Piki ~ |

Piki : apparently every major appliance in my general vicinity has cheated on me
Piki : how about formatting ME

| ~ Psi-Amy ~ |

Psi-Amy : I prefer my hanky panky....LANKY!

| ~ Randofu ~ |

Randofu : Wow. OK. Note to self... While my electric razor may be kind to most of my skin on my body, this does NOT include the skin on the penis.
Randofu : OH MY GOD, there's was this guy, and he had popcorn, and I was like "WEEEEEEEEE!"
Randofu : Bypass my ASS!
Randofu : That's because Earthbound consists of hippie spells.

| ~ Soul ~ |

Soul : and then I said,"Its easy. Watch!" and I proceded to light my uniform on fire.^_^

| ~ Vavalion ~ |

Vavalion : Amy, look in the logs and search for "vaginal". ;p
Vavalion : *Slams his shotgun into the back of Crnon's head* Get outta there nanomachines!
Vavalion : You know last night I had a conversation with Unholy Snake, Tonvalion, and Eternity for over a half hour. I didn't even think about what I was doing for about 10 minutes, but I just decided to keep talking anyways. :p
Vavalion : Vav, you're confusing me. Good, that's the point of existence, to confuse oneself. No it's not. Well it's my point of existence, and I must say I do a damn good job at it. Can't argue with you there...
Vavalion : Okay then. Everything is clear, the evil invaders have been stopped, the universe saved, the world at peace, and gas is now only 2 cents a gallon.
Vavalion : I don't know how long is enough. There are many secrets I still do not know... but I know everytime someone consumes ice cream, their mind becomes weaker and thus the human race closer to being dominated by ice cream.
Vavalion : A bright multicolored light appeared before me and said "Hey Johnny(I dunno why it called me that), you know that ice cream stuff? Yeah, it's evil." And that's how I figured everything out.
Vavalion : Humans are made of 80% bread.
Vavalion : Oh yeah, that reminds me. I saw this guy with the biggest afro today, I so wanted to light a match and set his hair on fire. :p
Vavalion : *Gives Hero a hug too* Yay! Lose your mind! ^_^

| ~ Composite Quotes ~ |

n : y! y ?
H : T
H : WTF?
H : T
H : H
H : THISISAT
ero : es
ero : sses
he Unknown Hero : sdos
andofu : LOL
Drrow : delopsx
Drrow : LOLlolpe
andofu : eoddodo
he Unknown Hero : OLOL
andofu : Doseeeed
e Unknown Hero : e y. ^_^
: ee ee ee.
Darrow : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyadjdj!
T Unknown Hero : It's f t ^_^
R : t is int
: Bitc
Unknown H : shld i stop now?
: SUCK, H
: I should stop t suck. :p
: stop.
Piki : no stop
Vavalion : Does it work? Yes?
Vavalion : Yay!
Vavalion : DAMN YOU!
Drrw : LL @ sh
Drrw : Mthr fckr.
Qavalion : HEY!
Qavalion : NO, Q!
Qavalion : NOOOOOO!!! Q Not Q.
Qavalion : FUCK!
Qavalion : DAMN YOU!
Qavalion : HELL, YOU GO!
Hero : Okay okay okay ^_^
Hero : OMG, I should delete that part of the log. It make us look so bad
Vavalion : It shows us in our natural element, stupid craziness.
Hero : It'll be funny when Janus reads it ^_^]

Hero : There, I have the paladin table, now I just need to run it through a table.
Dark Paladin : I'll just switch to Dragoon then. ^_^
Dark Paladin : You don't know how Dragoon works anyway. ^_~
Hero : I can learn how Dragoon works then make a table for that too.
Dark Paladin : Well, I'm not going to say. ^_^
Hero : well, I'll disable dragoon then. ^_^
Dark Paladin : You cannot. ^_^
: *** Chat Server *** The IP Address: 128.2.152.61 has been banned from chat.
Hero : There, I blocked Dragoon.
Darrow : That was a bit assholic. :p

Hero : New code: Kjg; ;jsfph nd na;t
Hero : Very easy to decode though..
Janus : Does that, by any chance, say...explode?
Hero : No
Janus : Oh. Hmmm....now does it say explode?
Hero : No
Janus : Oh. Does it say explode yet?
Hero : No
Janus : Oh. Well, surely it says explode by now, doesn't it?
Janus : Explode? No? Am I getting warmer? No? Okay, tell me when it says explode.
Hero : Okay, that was lame after the third time, Janus.
Janus : By lame, do you mean...explode?
Hero : Yeah.... okay..
Janus : Okay, cool.

Hero : I'll kick your butt on TetriNET, Janus. ^_^
Vavalion : Janus is evil on Tetrinet...
Vavalion : Janus is eviiiiiiiiiiil... Hero is not!
Hero : I'll mop the floor with ya. ^_^
Hero : How do you play?
Vavalion : LOL at Hero
Janus : You download the game, first of all. :p
Darrow : LOL @ Hero's question
Hero : OH, you have to download it?
Cecil : LOL!!
Dark Paladin : ROTFLOL!!!
Vavalion : What did you think TetriNET was, Hero? :p
Dark Paladin : No, we play in SSU! OOOOH, I got a long block!!! [][][][]
Hero : Some Java app
Dark Paladin :   [] [][]
Dark Paladin : [][][][][]
Dark Paladin : Where do I put it?!! ^_~
Dark Paladin : Hero, I alone would slaughter you. ^_^
Janus : Left, left, DP!!! QUICK! Turn it!!
Dark Paladin : Janus would kick your ass easily. ^_~
Hero : Nah
Dark Paladin : Wait, Janus...GOT IT!!! YES!!! *High-fives Janus* Way to go!
Cecil : Janus would kick your ass so badly, you'd. . .umm. . .CATCH FIRE!

Dark Paladin : Quite dead.
Janus : By dead, do you mean....no, I suppose you don't.
Dark Paladin : Oh, it's dead.
Janus : So....who's up for some FF4 narration? :p
Vavalion : Do you even remember where you left off last time? :p
Janus : Yes.
Vavalion : Well uh.. narrate away then .:p
Janus : Last time, we left our little group in Kaipo....and....damnit! My save state is missing. Grrr. :p
Janus : Ah, well, we'll just start over! ^_^
Vavalion : LOL, can't you use a different save state? Like... one in the last dungeon? :p
Janus : Well....uh...sure. :p
Dark Paladin : LOL!
Janus : *skipping several dozen random battles as he descends* La la la...
Janus : ...and then Cecil screamed "Another purple head....thingy! Ruuuuun!!!!", and they fled. Edge made a keen observation: all the enemies in the core they had run across, excepting Zemus' Breath, were purple! What's with that? So yeah, then they stepped into the teleport and walked up the stairs...
Janus : Cecil: "Golbez! FuSoYa!" Zemus makes a pouty face as if to say "What about me? BITCH! This is exactly why I'm so eeeeeevil! Nobody pays attention to me!!!" except in not so many words. Well, no words, really.
Janus : Heheh.
Janus : So then Gilbert (??? My ROM seems to have confused Golbez with Edward...) makes a face as if to say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" except Zemus didn't really say anything. So he casts Fire3 on him. Yeah.
Janus : Zemus suffers 457 damage, which is a damn sight more than Gilbert would ever actually do. Zemus nearly has a heart attack from the shock.
Vavalion : LOL at Janus's ROM
Janus : FuSoYa demonstrates his infinite wisdom by casting Slow on the final boss of the game. As if it works on ANY boss, really. Dumbass, you should've died instead of Tellah! :p
Dark Paladin : Nobody said video game characters are bright!
Janus : Gilbert scoffs at FuSoYa and casts Blizzard3 on Zemus. Woooowee. 394 damage.
Janus : Once again, FuSoYa shows that Ash would've made a better character in this game. He casts Hold on Zemus.
Janus : Gilbert begins casting Thunder3. He targets FuSoYa, but pities him so much that he hits Zemus instead for 394.
Janus : FuSoYa casts Holy and does 973 damage. Now Zemus DOES have a heart attack.
Janus : "Now, let's use Meteo!", FuSoYa says, William Shatner style. Except worse. Much worse. Gilbert looks over at him, and tilts his head sideways, then nods. "All right!" Zemus taunts them to use their brain cells. Er...power.
Janus : They cast W. Meteo, and I still can't help wonder what the W. stands for. 9999 damage.
Vavalion : Wow, I don't remember FF4 being so funny before. :p
Janus : 'Blah blah, destroyed my body but my spirit is immortal...' FuSoYa and Gilbert don't seem to be paying any attention as Zemus crumbles.
Janus : No! NO EXP FOR HIM!!!!! End battle.
Janus : Golbez (Yes, his name is Golbez again! Stupid ROM.) says "We defeated him." FuSoYa says that's too bad. Apparently he was having fun casting the most USELESS FUCKING SPELLS IN THE GAME on Zemus.
Janus : Then FuSoYa goes on to say that Zemus had fantastic powers but was consumed by evil and stuff. FuSoYa is in actuality thinking about how powerful Zemus' Hold spell would've been.
Vavalion : Stupid FuSoYa. :p
Janus : Edge shouts "Yahoo!!" and a pair of men in suits run up and slip something into Edge's pocket. Looked like a check. Then they spin around and teleport out with that cool whirly sound effect. Weeeee!
Janus : FuSoYa looks around as the party runs up to Golbez and him. He's no doubt wondering where the hell he is. Senile old man. He doesn't know who these people are, but he tries to fake it and says "Oh, you came!".
Janus : Edge spins around for no apparent reason and says "And here I was all pumped up to fight that bastard!".
Janus : In afterthought, he murmurs "Ah, well, can't break a sweat in front of the ladies...". It wasn't actually afterthought, just the narrator pressing the button so the message scrolled.
Janus : Golbez sees the blank look in FuSoYa's eyes and tries to cover up for him. "Cecil..." he says. And he jerks his head slightly towards Cecil. FuSoYa drools, but it seems he understands.
Janus : The narrator's shift key mysteriously stops functioning. He gets pissed. Then Rosa says "Cecil..." too. Dunno why. Zemus starts...dancing on the floor? Dun dun duuuuuun!!!
Janus : Dance, Zemus, dance! You're on fiiiiiiiiya, no, you are fire! Dun dun duuuuuuuun!!!
Janus : Blah blah pure darkness blah blah smash shift key blah.
Janus : "My name is Zeromus...I am hatred!" That probably means he's not a nice flame.
Janus : The ground shakes and everyone except FuSoYa and Golbez are knocked down. the shake seems to knock FuSoYa out of his vegetable state, and he wipes the drool off his chin. "..Zemus?! Death only increased his hate!" ...and his flame-like appearance.
Janus : Golbez says "Zemus... No, Zeromus! You will meet your death by my own hands!" As opposed to Gilbert's.
Janus : And we're just gonna stop there since I lost what little audience I had and my fucked up shift key is pissing me off.

lordtut : ever find any other somons other than imp
lordtut : ya and i found my ass but ther not in that game
lordtut : is the dark elfs cave you can find wizard i think
Janus : You found your ass? Wow, that's an incredible achievement. *gives lordtut the Ass-Finders Award* Keep up the good work. Maybe someday they'll make a Nobel Prize for ass-finding.
lordtut : its that octapus wizard in ther
Janus : Your ass is an "octapus wizard"? Astonishing.
lordtut : try to be nice and theres allwas an asshole